It's impossible to tire of these quotes. Two favourites:
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live...and shut your fucking mouth."
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
Thanks Toby.
Posted by monoman at 11:14 AM on August 26, 2005