Neuter them

Donald Trump has signed a deal with Warner Music to distribute official Trump mobile content. For starters there will be vocal ringtones like, "Always stay focused. Also you're getting a phone call, focus on that" and "You're getting a phone call and believe me it better be important, I have no time for small talk and neither do you":

I've been spending the last hour trying to figure out what kind of person would want a Donald Trump ringtone, and whether they should be neutered as a result. I suspect the answer is 'yes'.

Posted by monoman at 11:55 AM on December 01, 2005