Cat-tastic

We had a home assessment by the RSPCA last night, as part of our cat acquisition programme. So after hiding the stuffed cats, mounted cats heads, cat torture chamber and cat gimp masks, the cat-obssessed RSPCA volunteer (she even brought photos of her own moggies to show us) hinted that we had probably fulfilled all their criteria. And this was confirmed today when she called to say we'd been successful. Great news. At the weekend we're going to the cat home, and hopefully we'll find one that fits *our* criteria - nice and plump, fits in the oven etc. Only joking. But it will probably have to be male, less than two years old, black or ginger, and very affectionate. Can't wait...

Posted by monoman at 03:09 PM on February 02, 2006