December 01, 2005
Review: The Young Gods
Can I just say that the Young Gods rule? I can? Oh good. The Young Gods Rule. Matt, Strauss and I went to see them at Fibbers last Sunday as part of their 20th anniversary tour, and we were blown away. For anyone who still finds it hard to accept that great rock music can be made with samplers rather than guitars, go see this band live and have all your purist preoccupations shattered.
I've rarely heard any band sound quite so potent and elemental, or move so effortlessly between industrial metal, techno, ambience, classical and avant-garde noise. The highlight was without doubt their cover of Gary Glitter's Did You Miss Me (has to be heard to be believed.) And the only real let-down was the omission of Longue Route from the set list (despite the crowd baying for it.) Still, as Matt so sagely pointed out - one of the best gigs of the year.
Neuter them
Donald Trump has signed a deal with Warner Music to distribute official Trump mobile content. For starters there will be vocal ringtones like, "Always stay focused. Also you're getting a phone call, focus on that" and "You're getting a phone call and believe me it better be important, I have no time for small talk and neither do you":
I've been spending the last hour trying to figure out what kind of person would want a Donald Trump ringtone, and whether they should be neutered as a result. I suspect the answer is 'yes'.


